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Your bank statement is a comedy special.

OuchMoney's AI comedian Penny reads your receipts live on stage — and she does not go easy on you.

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How it works

Drop a statement. Brace yourself.

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Upload Any Statement

Bank statement, credit card bill, receipt, or invoice. Penny reads it all and finds every ouch-worthy purchase.

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Ouch Cards

Every purchase gets 6 AI-generated cards showing the real cost — work hours, freedom days delayed, and opportunity cost.

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The Full Roast

16 jokes. Your profession, your city, your debt — all ammunition. Pick a comedy style and let Penny perform.

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Add Context

"Had friends over." "Stress-bought this." Penny will use your own confession against you in the roast.

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Monthly & Yearly

Roast a single month or the full year. Per-month breakdowns with worst offenders called out by name.

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iCloud Sync

Sign in with Apple. Your ouches and roasts follow you across devices, backed up securely.

Comedy Styles

Pick tonight's set.

Classic Set

Stand-up burns, one slide at a time. Setup, specifics, kill shot.

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Running Bit

One unbroken routine that builds to a devastating conclusion.

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Dark Humor

Darker. Meaner. No mercy on the self-sabotage.

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Crowd Work

Andrew Schulz style. Brutally personal. Nowhere to hide.

Ready to hear the truth?

Free to try. One import, one roast. Then Penny wants a subscription.

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